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Month: January 2013
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say….
Marketing: The Key…
Advertising May Be Described As… – Stephen Leacock
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
-Stephen Leacock
A Conference Is A Gathering Of… – Fred Allen
A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.
-Fred Allen
Instant Coffee Is Coffee Powder…
Husband Day Care Center
Orange Juice Tastes Bad After Brushing…
I found this out a long time ago…
What Percentage Of Water Is Celery?
Does It Rain In Australia?
Dot Fountain
Bottoms Up
Starbucks Spends More On Health…
Inspirational Quote 1/25/13
Embarrassing Yet Sad
Irony #1
Coffee Loses Caffiene…
Your Not A Real Hipster…
Wise Men Talk Because…
Deal With It: There are Good Christians….
Random Fact #21
Beautiful Body Ink
Like the tattoos.
Watermelon Art
First Lesson For Internet Trolls
A Beautiful Moment – Caught At The Right Time
Love this photo.
Perfect Example Of Why Men…
Perfect example of why men can’t understand women.
I was at the bar the other night and heard three girls, with a significant overabundance of flesh, talking at the bar. Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, “Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?”
One of them screeched, “It’s WALES, you bloody idiot!”
So I apologized and replied, “I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?”
And… that’s when the fight started…
Random Fact #20
When commercial telephone service was introduced between New York and London in 1927, the first three minutes of a call cost $75.00.
Source: freewebs.com/thesilentteen/randomfacts.htm
It Matters Not… John Lennon
Random Fact #19
One-fourth of the people who lose their sense of smell also lose their desire for sexual relations.
Source: freewebs.com/thesilentteen/randomfacts.htm
My Story – 49 Words of Humor
High reeders, i DiscoveRed this fantastik thing called spel chek. As i tipe; It correcs the misspelld wurd and oughto correks it. It truelee amasez me wat this spelt checcer dos. I reccamand every1 tooo yuse it. yoUll will bee happee as jak frost on a rottid punkim. tRusT mee.
Blog #2
1. You post it.
2. I read it.
Inspirational Quote 1/18/13
Cherry Blossom Lake – Sakura, Japan
Blog
1. I type.
2. I post.
Random Fact #18
The bubbles in Guinness beer sink to the bottom – no one knows why.
Source: freewebs.com/thesilentteen/randomfacts.htm
Random Fact #17
Canadians eat more Kraft macaroni and cheese packaged dinners than any nationality in the world.
Source: freewebs.com/thesilenteen/randomfacts
If Sigmund Freud Was Right…
Wednesday Humor #2 1/16/13
75 Years Of Love (1937-2012)
It’s not that often we see a truly devoted couple they are.
He Must Be Shopping At Walmart
Wedsneday Humor 1/16/13
Random Fact #16
White Out was invented by the mother of Mike Nesmith (formerly of the Monkees).
Source: tealdragon.net
No Pants Subway Ride
A few photos of the recent No Pants Subway Ride, which happened on January 13, 2013 in various cities around the world. Source: Daily Pic Dump
Cover Me
Fly vs Mite
She Did What?
Woman’s Logic
Can anyone explain this?
Random Fact #15
Women are 37% more likely to go to a psychiatrist than men are.
Source: cs.cmu.edu
I’ll Drink To That
A Beautiful Stretch #2
Inspirational Quote 1/14/13
Happiness Made Simple
A Beautiful Stretch
New Word Added To The Vocabulary: Exhaustipated
Random Fact #14
Try To Imagine A Life Without Timekeeping
A Pillow Put To Good Use
Random Fact #13
Canada is an Indian word meaning “Big Village”.
Source: tealdragon.net
Cat Tattoos
When Historians 1,000 Years From Now… -Morgan Freeman
Random Fact #12
315 entries in Webster’s Dictionary will be misspelled.
Source: randomfactsblog
How News Really Works – True But Sad
The news now a days, has really gone off the cliff.
Carpet Alarm Clock
Having this type of alarm clock would be really annoying.
Inspirational Quote 1/11/13
Friday Humor 1/11/13
High Rise Wall Painting
Random Fact #11
Barbie’s measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33.
Source: tealdragon.net
Inspirational Quote 1/10/13
Northern Lights
The Matterhorn
Random Fact #10
The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by Egyptians in 2000 B.C.
Source: tealdragon.net
An Amazing Woman, She Can Bake
Back Before Walmart
Beautiful Moments
Unknown photographers
Inspirational Quote 1/9/2013
The 3 Stages Of Life
Amazing Wall Art – Serpent And Apple
Random Fact #9
Job Title
Weird Inventions
Scroll to see them all…
If You Don’t Stick To Your Values…
Stylish Raincoat
Must be an inexpensive one…
Eagle
Eagles are a beautiful bird.
If People Walk In The Woods For The Love… Henry David Thoreau
If people walk in the woods for the love of them half of each day, they are in danger of being regarded as loafers; but if they spend their whole days as speculators, shearing off those woods and making earth bald before her time, they are esteemed industrious and enterprising citizens. As if a town had no interest in forests but to cut them down!
-Henry David Thoreau
Random Fact #7
Stressed is Desserts spelled backwards.
Random Fact #6
A cow produces 200 times more gas a day than a person.
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Source: randomfactsblog
Now You Know #1
Random Fact #5
Since 1495, no 25-year period has been without war.
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Source: randomfactsblog
Random Fact #4
An onion, apple and potato all have the same taste. The differences in flavor are caused by their smell.
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Source: randomfactsblog
Scarlett Johansonn
Those that give up essential liberty… – Benjamin Franklin
The Person Who Says Something… Chinese Proverb
Whatever Is Subject… Buddha
Humor 1/3/13
Inspirational Quote 1/3/13
Random Fact #3
Hippocrates, the Father of Medicine, suggested that a woman could enlarge her bust line by singing loudly and often.
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Source: randomfactsblog
So Much For New Years Resolution
Amazing, Isn’t It, How Some People…
Amazing, isn’t it, how some people see the basket half empty and others see it half full? Some see life hopeless, others hopeful. Even when things are less than perfect, if you can think of the good, the beautiful, the hopeful, you’ll be more than sustained–you’ll conquer.
-Author unknown
Random Fact #2
It takes about seven minutes for the average person to fall asleep.
Home Is Where…
A Pondering Mind 
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