Lady: Do you drink?
Man: Yes.
Lady: How much a day?
Man: Three 6 packs.
Lady: How much per 6 pack?
Man: About $10.00.
Lady: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: 15 years.
Lady: So one 6 pack costs $10.00, and you have 3 packs a day which puts your
spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be $10,800 correct?
Man: Correct.
Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past
15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct?
Man: Correct.
Lady: Do you know that if you hadn’t drank, that money could have been put
in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound
interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you drink?
Lady: No.
Man: So where’s your Ferrari?
So great lol
Oui Gys…
Brilliant
I copied this from an email I got earlier in the day… Glad you liked it…
Terrific
Reblogged this on nobodysreadingme and commented:
Another one of my rare reblogs. I came across by way of a tweet from Alastair, and it made me hoot with laughter
Happy that you reblogged it…
Judge not! Hahaha I enjoyed this post.
Glad that you liked it…
Blimey Suitcase, you get around a bit don’t you?
Yes, I suppose I do! Thanks for reposting this
Right on!
LOL
Good!
I’m sure she just forgot where she parked it………
That’s a possibility…
I’ll drink to that!
LMAO
Don–The same exchange could soon be written about cigarettes. Saw on CNN yesterday that an additional $1 tax will push the price of a pack to $11 in NYC.
New Hampshire is thinking about raising the tax too..