Time sure does fly…
The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom. — Jon Stewart
I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We’ve created life in our own image.
- Stephen Hawking
Back up my hard drive? How do I put in reverse?
- Author Unknown
What is reality? We can only the truth by teaching ourselves to face the truth in all things. If we encourage our computer to come up with erroneous answers, because they are more desirable, then we are developing a computer that we may never be able to trust. Truth is that which Is.
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.
User, n. The word computer professionals use when they mean “idiot.”
Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users?